ninja ferrets

ok picture the sciene a cow lying on the grass chewing the cud
a business of ninja ferrets sneaking up from behind all at once they
pounce
grab her neck suffocate her then 1 by 1 they start gorging on her till
only bones remain

indiana ferret and the raiders of next doors farm
story so far ninja ferrets have stuffed themselves silly on the cow
now theyre sampling the pig,sheep,chicken & horse as the bull was a
big brut
they passed on him they did how ever think chicken was the best taste
followed by the cow
so guys lock up your live stock cos who knows where the ninja ferrets
will strike next

following the farm raid the ninja ferrets had to exit quick smart
where did they rock up.... Peking looking for the duck after a few
sorties into the red light district they finally found the Peking duck
to say they were miffed was an understatement some one had only gone and
cooked it
the ninjas wanted he the thrill of the chase not an oven ready bird
where will these wily creatures visit next who knows remember guys do a
head count every night
cos you never know where the ninja ferrets live

this is a daft story i posted on fe fo
hope it makes you laugh

well the ninja ferret business have set up a training camp
in the Australian out back they are practising how to bring down
large kangaroos as they heard theyre meat is quite tasty
as roo meats a bit expensive theyre not sure if it'll catch on plus
ferrets er on the side of fussiness
so they may be back in the UK sooner than we think raiding more farms
chooks & coos beware
ps any one missing a ferret or has a ferret mysteriously return check
their bum for the letter n
you never know they could be infamous in the ninja ferret world

Not Seen an N on any of our's but sure a couple of them are in training for Ninja duties, lol

where on earth did you get that from

Come to think of it Our fuzz prefer beef to any other meat No wild mustelid is big or strong enough to kill a calf never mind a cow, so how come they like it so much, lol

Could have been Ninja Ferrets I saw stalking the horses up on our common the other night.

i sat and made it up last year after a topic on fe fo
it is my handy work no one elses

blimey I could never think up something like that lol

Think some of our guy's are trying to sneak off for special opp's training, 3 escape attempt's in a week, previously over 18 month's only 1 other, thankfully all recovered safely within min's but now I am thinking they are taking the mickey big time, now waiting & watching vigilantly for the next great escape attempt

latest recruits are 15 would be ninja ferrets in deepest northampton they have been on recon missions into neighbouring gardens just to get the lay of the land 1 garden had 2 salivating cats but little lyra stood firm till she was rescued the other garden had nice people who fussed on mr slinky this is all part of the plan for the big break out so if they cant get home the neigbours will give a helping hand......... to cont

Dis is Slinky, We has sneaked in to use der pooter while mum sortz der poopies an dinnerz for us, Sadly to report dat nu fuwet pwoof stuff's haz bin putz on all der runz, so we not can climbs up'z der wirez any more'z we fink's dis iz mean'z an stopz us goin for twaininz to weach full ninja status, we iz all carefully checkinz for any nu exitz we can findz but she seemz to haz it all covered Der big door in da house seem's good's but we never'z seen it openz cept wen we iz twapped for da vetz or goez campinz in der odd tent fingz

hey swinky mes lee lee mes bes weedin your stowy mes finkz it bes gwd
mes beenz dyvin mes mummy meztel mes kwpz cwmbin on zi wuks topz ans woolin inz i aswes twayz
a bez twlds as gooin fows nuz homez if mes no behawavz gotz to gozs cos mes in tubwlez fwr oozin pootur waterz swinky

Ninja Muggle reporting in. We have been banned from using Blackberry Messenger to plan our attacks. The Pc is monitered by nosey humans. We need some cans with long strings so we can communicate. Need to plan tunneling operation to free Slinky and crew.

Ex ninja Mr Graffitti here (retired after mum wescued me fwom der wild's) I keep's tellin der young enfuzziast's Slinky an Lyra Furry Croft dat dis iz a nice safe place and wud be hard to find better'z gwub n service, der is no draw's to sleeps in in over runz i haz seened eber & to stick's to ourz tewwitowy, & keep watch on der nasty old crew down der gardenz in case dey twy's to snitch our run'z, but dey is not listnin's to me at allz coz dey haz heard mum talkin & is wowwied bout der vet'z snippin der bit'z off soon'z an dey iz twyin to wequoot Gilbert & gubbinz into der ninja twaininz crew